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Creating the Impossible

Custom App Development in Sunshine Coast & Australia

Despite what you might think, those of use behind the scenes of the IT world are not magicians. There are blood and bone people behind the curtain of the wizard. I know that some of the things people in our field do are amazing, but it takes a lot of hours to get as good as we are.

Still, many see the extreme fetes that people do and think, “It must be magic, what is that? I want some of that.” It’s hard to tell people that their simple web idea might be impossible when Elon Musk is sending his car to Mars.

Can you ask the seemingly impossible of us? Absolutely! Will we always be able to solve it? Legally I can’t say yes but our lawyer has said that I can say “we will come to a satisfactory solution that will make both parties happy.” Lawyers can be such kill-joys sometimes.

I’ll give you an example of something extraordinary that we were asked to do. A wedding photographer from Pyrmont asked if it was possible to send photos to a company Instagram automatically without using the Instagram app.

When you first look at the problem you think, “This has to be possible.” Then you must consider how top secret an organization like Instagram is. We couldn’t just knock on their door and ask for this kind of access. We were going to have to think outside of the box. Luckily, “outside the box” was also the solution.

We created a web application that pretended to be an Android phone with the Instagram app. That way photos could be sent to their growing Instagram page without manual processing. That’s the kind of solution where you want to stand up and drop a microphone. We don’t do that, because we are professional, but inside we do say “Booya” a lot.

Do you have something impossible that you want created? We are waiting to drop a mic on it! Contact us now!

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I Need an App…

because I need to connect with those on the go so potential sales don’t go with them.

I need SEO…

because I asked my intelligent personal assistant to go to my site and it said, “And you are?”

I need web design because

My CSS is a mess, my HTML is shakey, my PHP is out the door and I’m afraid I’m SOL!

I knew I was behind the times…

…when a client asked me for my contact and look puzzled because I said “but I need them to see.”

I Need an App…

because it’s the closest a business can get to being in the consumers home…without police being involved.

I need web design because

I can’t find the bedazzler for fonts…and nor should I.

I didn’t think that I needed a website.

But when a client tried to finger swipe my brochure to see more pictures, I thought it was time.

I need web design because

As a web designer I make a damn fine astronaut.

I need web developer

Because when they asked if I wanted to see the mock up I said “No, it’s a serious site.”

I Need an App…

because I also want to be able to scroll through our products on my phone instead of engaging in conversation in public.

I Need an App…

because when I tell clients I’m not in the app store they stick one-star stickers to my forehead.

I need web design because

I truly am a photoshop artist….Jackson Pollack

I need web developer

because my HTML5 is stuck in 3rd

I need SEO…

because unlike a new litter of puppies, duplicate content is not adorable.

I need SEO…

because my website is so well hidden, I can’t even find it.

I need web developer

because when I was asked about ideal pixel size….I said about an inch/centermeter

I Need an App…

because preparing my business for the future didn’t mean building a time machine…. sadly.

I Need a Website

because I couldn’t find my business card and a kid yelled “404 Page Not Found.” I’m not sure what it means but I know a website would help.

I need web design because

Cause when I client asked if it was Retina ready, I said you can look at it with any eyes.

I Need a Website

… because my Facebook is too personal, my Twitter is too simple, my LinkedIn is a mess and my Instagram is full of FOOD!

I Need a Website …

because when people google me all they get is my blog of poetry. From high school.

I need SEO…

because “please” is not the keyword that’ll get me to the top of the search results.

I need SEO…

because I can’t think of a good keyword for a key maker that doesn’t involve keys.

I Need an App…

because then spending time on my phone is tax deductible (editor’s note: probably not.)

I need a professional website

…to give the latest information to my clients instead of getting them the information late.

I Need an App…

because I want my business to be in their pocket and access their back pocket (or whatever pocket they keep their wallet).

I Need an App…

because our company needs to be in the hands of our clients, literally and figuratively.

I need a professional website made

because when I googled the one I made the search result was “Did you mean NO?

I Need a Website made

because someone asked me about my Custom Style Class and I said “business casual.”

I need my own domain name and email address.

It’s awkward to tell people to send their inquiries to SuperStudMuffin64@hotmail.com

I need web design because

I want my site to be lion! It’s currently a small dog that’s been frightened by thunder and wee’d on the carpet.

I need web design because

When asked if I was going to have any Flash Content, I said it wasn’t an adult site.

I Need an App…

because playing tic-tac-toe via a fax machine has been deemed “too hipster” of a mobile game.

I need SEO…

because it’s the safest way to play in busy traffic.

I Need a Website …

I need a professional website because I hate it when I give out my site as www.freedomain.com/archive/free/plain/unoriginal.html

I need SEO…

because I’m tired of people thinking my business phone number starts with 404.

I need web developer

because the only java I know comes in regular and decaf.

I need web design because

apparently putting GIF flames on all pictures is not cool anymore.

I need web developer

because my logo image source is “search-ms:displayname=Imported%20Pictures%20and%20Videos&crumb=location:C%3A%5CUsers%5Cpc%5CPictures%5CLogo”

I Need an App…

because the same finger that could dial our number could “buy it now” from the app.

I Need an App…

because everyone has a phone in their pocket and no room for a spandex wearing sign twirling person.

I need web developer

Because my host needs cookies, and I can’t bake.

I need SEO…

because unless you are on a trampoline, no one likes a high bounce rate.

I need SEO…

because I don’t want my site to be John Cena.

I Need an App…

because I want better word-of-mouth marketing than “What? You don’t have an app?”

I need a website . . .

because I need to show people my
inventory, not just my CV.

I Need an App…

because my competition has one with a dinosaur game…I’m the dinosaur.

I Need an App…

because it’ll be easier to promote new products via push notifications…and my haikus.

I need SEO…

because my competitor offered to pay me to keep it as bad as it is.

I need SEO…

because my keywords are so bad their random-key-that-I-don’t-know-what-it-goes-to-that-I-found-in-a-draw-words.

I Need a Website …

because my flyers were called “retro” by a young customer.

I need web developer

Because I found my Masonry Grid…..jarring. I’ll see myself out.

I Need a Website

because the only thing the yellow pages are good for is swatting flies, holding open doors and tests of strength with body builders.

I need a professional website

Because a client asked me what customer management system I used and I said index card.

I Need an App…

because people using their phones while in the restroom is a key demographic.

I need web developer

because I think the term “User backend” is a euphemism.

I need a professional website

Because a client asked for a banner ad and laughed when I said the front of my business wasn’t big enough for a banner.

I need a professional website…

…I just realised the 9000 flyers I just got printed have the wrong phone number on them. Need any scrap paper?

I Need an App…

because it’s the closest thing to steroids for my business…without actually selling steroids.

I knew I was behind the times…

…when I thought it was rude that a client asked me for my FAQ. I said FAQ you too 🙂

I need SEO…

because I’m a web vegan and only consume 100 percent organic content.

I need SEO…

because up till now I thought SEO stood for Send Emergency Oreos. I kinda wish it still did.

I need my own domain name

because I don’t like being asked how I like working for gmail.com or Hotmail.

I need web design because

When a co-worker asked if I had Skeuomorphism I said I felt fine.

I need web design because

When I showed my friend my site he said “Oh, cute, you five year old made his first website.”

I need SEO…

because no one ever said “Awww, I wish this page loaded slower.”

I need SEO…

because not even a golfer could make out my backlinks.

I need SEO…

because my search results listing is so low my server is on anti-depressants.

I need web developer

Because I can’t remember the login to my geocities account.

I knew I was behind the times…

…when a client asked me if I “tweet” and I said I was always more a Sylvester guy.

I need web developer

because my C++ is more of a D minus

Website Design & SEO Services in the Sunshine Coast

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Roger Consulting

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Smart Bridge

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Vivid Storage

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Fit 4 Surf

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JowGar

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DBD

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Gumbellinas

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Dr Reno

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Square Inch

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Medisсrubs

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Sbyke

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Our Core Team

Galina M.

Galina spends most of her time working on branding and illustration. Originally from Ukraine, Gali spent some time in Sydney and Melbourne and finally moved to the amazing Sunshine Coast two years ago. She has worked with high profile brands and digital agencies to create the best engagement and user experience.

Edward O.

Edward has a master in engineering for jet engines and turbomachines. He built major power plants as a project manager and delivered every project on budget and time. His favourite was Isogo New Unit Nb.1 in Japan which is the poster boy to date in regard to efficiency.

Alex M.

Alex has over ten years experience as a web programmer and has worked with clients in Australia, the UK, USA, Netherlands and Switzerland. He has a master’s degree in computer sciences and works as a head of I Need Website. Alex is passionate about helping small and medium sized businesses develop unique ways to grow their business online.

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